I don't want to go into some lengthy bashing review of any restaurant, even when I can safely say I just had one of my worst dining experiences in NYC, but I feel the need to vent and hopefully save some future diners from a mistake. I've eaten at a wide range of places, from the corner deli to white linen, fine dining establishments, some meals excellent, others not so much. However, a recent family party (for 13) at the King's Carriage House on the UES left me in complete shock. Worried initially by the dated decor, empty restaurant and menu that seems to have been from 30 years ago I kept my composure and my hopes up. It was a family party anyway, time to celebrate, catch up and enjoy each others company.Easier said than done unfortunately. From the seemingly out of the freezer hors d'oeuvres to the vinaigrette drenched salad with slimy poached pears, the meal was off to an unfortunate start. Topped off by gruff, clueless servers in an overly cramped room and I was crossing my fingers (as were other diners) that the entree and wine would make up for everything. Too bad for us. Overcooked Filet Mignon, duck breast with un-rendered skin, and pan-seared salmon that was probably the only thing done to a satisfactory state. To our astonishment the server never even asked anyone how they would like their steak prepared. Moreover, the duck, beyond overcooked, was served slimy skin side down on a bed of salty vegetables and cut in half to reveal just how poorly cooked it was. It was a scary example of improper technique and made me think the kitchen was devoid of all culinary knowledge. All topped off by overflowing wine that would have been better served in a dorm room than in a restaurant. Shocking for any restaurant, especially at this price.
We all persevered though, laughing, talking and putting aside the food (literally in my case). Of course the meal was topped off with being rushed out of the private dining area by those stern faced servers, but at the very least I can say I've taken one for the team. How this place has earned 4/5 stars on Yelp (only 5 reviews) and a score of 21, 25, 23 in the 2009 Zagat guide is beyond my comprehension, but it certainly begs the question, how much can you trust Zagat nowadays anyway?
251 E. 82nd Street, New York, NY 10028, 212-734-5490, Reservations - Probably Not Necessary, Price - Moderate/Expensive ($40-70/person)













